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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 208 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5221 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 946416 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Or maybe you’d prefer to be a professional potato farmer on our server. Imagine the thrill of harvesting endless fields of potatoes and becoming the spud king of the server. No need for money or status when you’re rolling in tubers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you can also become a professional chicken wrangler. That’s right, you can spend your days herding chickens and mastering the art of chicken diplomacy. Who needs money or status when you have a flock of feathery friends following you around?
So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret underground society of cow ninjas or stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
