New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7782
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4073
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Star Shards Collected: 282
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3400
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 139
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6858
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Votes: 4334 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Ores Mined: 2571 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3258
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 9513
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5141
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 5577
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Star Shards Collected: 290
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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