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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

character cosplay, character costume ideas, Clive Rosfield, Clive Rosfield cosplay, COSPLAY, cosplay ideas., cosplay inspiration, cosplay suggestions, cosplaycraft, fantasy cosplay, FF characters, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy characters, Final Fantasy cosplay, gaming characters, gaming cosplay, Minecraft, Noctis, Noctis cosplay, RPG cosplay, Server, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).

Puppy Love Minecraft Server

adult content, animal roleplay, Anthropomorphic, CFD, Club of fuckable Dogs, Dog Boys, dog girls, drawfags, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, Intersex dogs, Kinky, love, Minecraft, NERDY edition, NSFW, puppy, Roleplay, Server, taboo, writerfags

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	120

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all writerfags and drawfags are welcome! But wait, there’s a twist – this is the “NERDY” edition! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground society of fuckable Dogs. That’s right, you heard me. Post your favorite Dog girls, Dog Boys, and even Intersex dogs. But hold up, there’s a catch – no Feral allowed! And just to add a little spice, we have a strict rule that white women are not allowed. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild with our furry friends. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3213	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	70	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

BrainBarrierBusters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, blood-brain barrier dysfunction, blood-brain barrier integrity, brain function, brain health, brain health innovations, brain protection, BrainBarrierBusters, cognitive decline, diagnostic approaches, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, molecular signatures, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological treatments, neurology, treatment strategies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	7251

so, like, this server is like the ultimate brain teaser, man. it’s like your brain is a barrier and this server is gonna disrupt it in the most epic way possible. we got crazy molecular signatures that will blow your mind, literally.

join this server if you wanna unlock the secrets of Alzheimer’s disease in the most wacky and wild way possible. we’re talking about diagnostic and treatment approaches that will make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s disrupt some blood-brain barriers together! it’s gonna be a brain-tastic time, dude.

💮Midnight Oasis💮

Abilities, Art gallery, Casual, Chill, Community, content creators, Custom Items, Events, Friendly, Fun, Hangout, MCMMO, Midnight Oasis, Minecraft, Needplayers, non toxic, Partnerships, pet channels, Pictures, player-driven economy, Relaxing, Server, Skills, special roles, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Come join The Midnight Oasis for a relaxing server that is non-toxic and full of friendly members.

What do we offer? Good question. We offer the following…

So why not join our server and see for yourself?

c716.feathermc.gg

Welcome to the land of WoA, where Vanilla is spicier than ever! Version 1.21

Abuse, Account.., Cheat, Detailed, developers, Discord, Experience, Explanation, exploit, gameplay, Ip:, Land, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, player, Respect, rules, Safety, Server, spicier, Tips, Vanilla, Version, Website, WOA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5524	Dragon Eggs Found:	1260

Minecraft Server Overview

World Generation Date	June 13, 2024
Server Mode	Vanilla
Server IP	mc.playwoa.com

Our brand new Vanilla Mode server is now live!

Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

Website: https://playwoa.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the world generation date?	June 13, 2024
What is the server IP?	mc.playwoa.com
What is the server mode?	Vanilla
Where can I find more information?	Visit our website at https://playwoa.com or join our Discord at https://discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

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ElderlyCraft Minecraft Server

alzheimer’s, BLOODBATH, civil war, Congress, corrupt politicians, Corruption, elderly politics, ElderlyCraft, future of the country, intelligence, leader, Minecraft, MONEY, old men, Overthrow, people of conscience, POLITICAL CRISIS, restart, Server, soviet union, united states, War, young people

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the United States political crisis is just a hilarious backdrop to our epic gameplay! Join us as we navigate through a world where corrupt old men run the show and young people are the only hope for change.

Embark on quests to arrest corrupt politicians in Congress and replace them with players of conscience. Or if you’re feeling extra adventurous, start an all-out civil war to overthrow the entire system and let the country start fresh.

Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and chaos in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughs, action, and maybe even a little bit of anarchy. See you in-game!