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Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

conquestia.xyz

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	829
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!