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BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6798
Love Letters Sent:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Farms Harvested:	266
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Divine Spears Created:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3649
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	292	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	927	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	2641
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ores Mined:	4198	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!