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BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

BlockyBrits, Covid-19, Do Not Travel, international travel, pandemic, Tables Turned, travel advisory, travel bans, Travel Bans UK, Travel Guidelines, travel news, travel regulations, travel restrictions, Travel Restrictions UK, travel safety, Travel Updates, uk, UK Travel Advisory, UK Travel Bans, UK Travel Restrictions, United Kingdom, Zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Farms Harvested:	507	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
New Chunks Explored:	885324	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Votes:	4778
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7696	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!