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Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Star Shards Collected:	114	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	3538

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4435
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver