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Sally’s SMP Adventures: Minecraft SMP Sue

About to, Adventures, Brain, Breakfast, cocaine, Difference, Hunger pain, kills, MAMA, Men, Minecraft, morning, Old, Quick, Running, SALLY, Sallys, sick, smp, SUE, They don’t know., Whores, woke up

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2671
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Sally’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1970s, BLOCK, college, Coming of Age, Drama, drug use, Emmy award-winning, free love, independent, Mad Men, mature audiences, Minecraft, nudity, Party, rebellious, recreational drug use, SALLY, Sally Draper, Sallys, series, Server, strong language, TV-MA, violence, Wild Life

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and rebellious life of Sally Draper as she navigates through college in the early 1970s! Get ready for “free love” and recreational drug use as you explore a world filled with mature content and occasional violence. Rated TV-MA for a reason, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	76974

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Potions Brewed:	139	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Dragon Eggs Found:	4413
Potions Brewed:	183	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

16+, all skill levels, Amazing terrain, Aus, Australian host, Broken Cove seed, Chill, Custom Modpack, Dig, DigNation, Discord Required, fabric server, Friends, Hosted, INCLUSIVE, Kindness, LGBTQ, Minecraft awesomeness, Neurodivergent friendly, No Reset, Passionate players, Performance Mods, QoL mods, Respect, safe space, Shop, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4980
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	5270	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming memes, gaming opinions, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo consoles, Nintendo exclusives, Nintendo fans, nintendo games, nintendo switch, pokemon, Server, super smash bros, video games, Zelda

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3089
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!