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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	855187	Runes Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	8

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	211	Dragon Eggs Found:	8128
Ores Mined:	2548	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	176
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	130755	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

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Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	531
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	3453	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3001	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4068	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Players Killed by Monsters:	7356
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!