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TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP

altering the past, changing the future, do-overs, hindsight, improving oneself, learning from the past, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, time travel, TimeTraveler

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything you want! Want to redo that embarrassing moment in high school? Done. Want to invest in Bitcoin before it blew up? Easy peasy. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Well, we can’t promise that, but you get the idea. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of time-traveling llamas who are always down for a good laugh and a wild adventure. So come join us and rewrite your history in the most ridiculous way possible!

MineCraftMyths: ChildhoodLies

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, ChildhoodLies, debunked myths, false beliefs, funny beliefs, growing up, learning the truth, MineCraftMyths, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Remember when you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. Trust us, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky Endermen. So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Caffeine Craze: Java Junkies Unite!

Caffeine, Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic diseases, coexistence, coffee, CRAZE, diseases, habitual consumption, java, Junkies, lower risk, moderate level, multimorbidity, new-onset, study, UK Biobank cohort, unite

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Dragon Eggs Found:	9929
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you drink coffee or caffeine while playing, you have, like, a lower chance of getting sick with a bunch of diseases at the same time. It’s, like, magic coffee that protects you from the bad stuff in the game.

Join our server and drink all the coffee you want to stay healthy and kick butt in Minecraft. Plus, we have, like, a secret coffee shop where you can trade diamonds for the best brews in the game. Who knew coffee could be so powerful in a blocky world?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and stay safe from all those nasty diseases that could ruin your fun. Drink up, gamers!

Logixy Minecraft server

advice, Assemblies, banner, Builds, Community, Company, Cozy, Development, Help, LogicWorld Team, Logixy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Optimization, Players, Server, server description, Suggestions, Support, TEAM

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

We opened in 2014!All these years we have been trying, developing and actively supporting Minecraft builds!We listen to our players’ suggestions and advice. And we are ready to help if any problems arise.

We try to make all assemblies interesting, optimized and well-developed at the same time.

So we invite everyone to our cozy company! LogicWorld Team.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

/balt/, Adventure, AusNZ, Australia, backpacking, Baltic region, BLOCK, culture, down under, Europe, Exploring, Foreign, International, Minecraft, new zealand, Party, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, travel vlog, vacation, vlog, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama trying to navigate the world of Minecraft. Don’t believe us? Just try to chat with someone and you’ll quickly realize that all they can say is “llama llama llama.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn and it will poop one out for you. Need a flying pig as a companion? The unicorn can make it happen.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and infinite potatoes. But be warned, the Golden Potato is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to enter a world where llamas rule and unicorns grant wishes. It’s gonna be epic, llama-tastic fun! 🦙🌈🥔

Boomer vs Gen Z Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, age difference, age gap, boomer, cultural perceptions, DATING, double standards, Gen, generational differences, judgment, love, Minecraft, modern relationships, older men, relationships, romance, smp, social expectations, societal attitudes, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, traditional values, younger women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5430	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where older men dating younger women is not only accepted, but encouraged! That’s right, on our server, age is just a number and love knows no bounds. Who needs a pickaxe when you can mine for romance instead?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as scandalous as a soap opera and as chaotic as a creeper explosion, then come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!

SisFreeRehearsalDin

anger, Christian, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, family, Invitation, Islam, middle eastern, MIL, misunderstanding, reconciliation, rehearsal dinner, Religion, RSVP, SisFreeRehearsalDin, sister, snubbed, southern USA, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of OP’s sister and her Middle Eastern adventures.

Forget about building blocks, on our server, you’ll be building bridges between family members who are more divided than the Nether and the Overworld. Can you navigate through the drama and chaos to come out on top?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you can handle the madness! Just remember, in this world, alliances can shift as quickly as sand in a desert storm.

BFFs in Minecraft SMP

Affection, awkward, BFF’s, Bond, Boundaries, chemistry, closeness, confusion, Connection, emotional, feelings, friendship, friendship turned romantic, INTIMATE, Minecraft, mixed signals, moment, PLATONIC, relationship, Romantic, smp, Too Close, unexpected

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Animals Bred:	119
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a chance to experience friendship moments that are so romantic, they’ll make you question your own feelings. From building heart-shaped houses together to going on virtual dates in the Nether, our server is the place to be for all your lovey-dovey Minecraft needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a mysterious concoction that has been known to make players fall head over heels for each other. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with a healthy dose of romance and drama, come join us on our insane SMP. Just be prepared to have your heartstrings pulled in ways you never thought possible!

RegretCraft: The Server

anticlimactic, bad finales, binge watching, Character development, disappointing endings, disappointing series, frustrating, letdown, letdowns, plot twists, regret, RegretCraft, Server, storytelling, television, TV series, tv shows, unsatisfactory, unsatisfactory resolutions, unsatisfying conclusions, wasted potential, wasted time

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	1567	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of disappointing endings like that one show you wasted hours binge-watching? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community so awesome, you’ll forget all about that show’s terrible finale. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CraftyKidsRescue187

abuse scandal, Child protection, children, CraftyKidsRescue187, crime, criminal activity, deepens, Exploitation, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Islamic group, law enforcement, Malaysia, Malaysian police, Minors, Probe, rescue, Safety, sex abuse, trafficking, Victims

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	8905	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue children from evil islamic groups like the malaysian police! we have saved 187 kids so far and we need YOUR help to save more! join us for epic adventures and crazy missions to take down the bad guys! build your own base and protect the innocent with us! together, we can make a difference in the world of minecraft! join now and be a hero!