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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Votes:	7254

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	133
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	9684
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	998
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	157	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

BrainCraft: Detect Dementia Early

80% accuracy, 9 years before diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain health assessment, brain health monitoring, brain health screening, brain imaging, brain scan, braincraft, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia detection, detect, Early, early diagnosis, early intervention, Medical research, neuroimaging, new study, noticeable symptoms, resting brain activity

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! we got a 10-minute brain scan minigame where u can detect dementia before it even happens! like, u can see into the future and know if u gonna lose ur marbles in a few years. it’s like psychic powers but with pixels and blocks. join now and be ahead of the game, literally! dementia ain’t got nothin on u when u play on our server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Solaria: Where ‘semi’ means we’re kinda vanilla, kinda chaos, and definitely confused.

anti cheat, Bans, Chaos, chat manager, commands, Confused, Discord, End.., Experience, Hack clients, Ip:, kinda, Launch, May, Means, Minecraft, new, promptt, Recommendations, Relaxed, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Solaria, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Solaria Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.promptt.org:25565
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with chat manager and relaxed anti cheat
Whitelist	No whitelist
Bans	No bans ever (Hack clients welcomed)
Discord	Join our Discord
Commands	/suicide

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the IP address mc.promptt.org:25565 into your Minecraft client and start playing.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

There is no whitelist and no bans on the server. You are free to play as you wish.

3. Can I use hack clients on this server?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on this server.

4. How can I connect with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server for the full experience and to chat with other players.