sales funnels

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.