Salarymans Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerRage Minecraft Server

age demographics, anglo boomers, baby boomers, BoomerRage, Community, cultural clashes, culture, cycling, cycling enthusiasts, environmental impact, fitness trends, generational divide, health benefits, leisure activity, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, physical activity, Server, social trends, societal changes, societal norms, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of anglo boomers constantly getting triggered by cycling culture? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their madness! Join us and pedal your way through a world where cycling is not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.

Our server is filled with epic bike races, where you can challenge other players to see who is the ultimate cycling champion. But beware, there are anglo boomers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your ride with their anti-cycling propaganda.

Join us now and show those anglo boomers that cycling culture is here to stay, whether they like it or not! Plus, rumor has it that if you win enough races, you’ll unlock a secret bike made entirely out of diamond blocks. So hop on your virtual bike and let’s pedal our way to victory!

DukiCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

argentina, artist, banter, blocky, Brigade, Buenos Aires, Düki, DukiCraft, flow, Hip Hop, International, latin, Lyrics, mfers, Music, Rap, Ready, smp, SOL, Spanish, talent, trap, up and coming, Urban, young

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player, DUKI. Legend has it that DUKI once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? He won.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever witness. One time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks in the middle of spawn, just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone replaced all the water in the ocean with lava.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and see if you can keep up with the madness!

SisStruggles Minecraft Server

BACK TO SCHOOL SUPPLIES, dropping out of school, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, financial stress, financial struggles, irresponsible behavior, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental approval, rocky relationship, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisStruggles, teenage pregnancy, theft, toxic relationships, troubled past, troubled relationship

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Buildings Constructed:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring, drama-free Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, theft, and family drama that will make your own family seem normal in comparison.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual sister stealing your diamonds, just like Lily stole from OP in real life! Or teaming up with your fellow players to take down a cheating husband like Mike. And don’t worry, we have plenty of backstabbing and manipulation to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

NoHalfSibsAllowedMC

blended family, Boundaries, family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, NoHalfSibsAllowedMC, parenting, relationships, sibling dynamics, Siblings, siblings’ relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, step-sibling drama, and parental interference like never before!

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual house for your siblings, but their dad keeps trying to force his other kids to come over and play too. Will you stand your ground and say no to the unwanted visitors, or will you give in for the sake of “family bonding”?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with angry parents, tearful children, and accusations of being a “petty asshole”. Will you be able to navigate the complex family dynamics and come out on top?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family showdown in the world of Minecraft! Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

CrushUnlikerMC SMP

coping with rejection, Crush, CrushUnlikerMC, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, getting over a crush, healing from rejection, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self love, self-care, smp, unattaching from a crush, unlike, unliking a crush, unliking someone, unrequited love

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Are you tired of pining over that one player on the server who never notices you? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Unliking Potion” that will make you forget all about that crush in no time! Join us and say goodbye to heartache and hello to building epic structures with your new crush-free mindset!

CraftyGeniusMC

Aptitude, cognitive abilities, cognitive bias, CraftyGeniusMC, critical thinking, Evidence, INTELLECT, intelligence, Logic, Perception, reasoning, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart, validation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6656

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player in the room? Well, look no further because our server is where the real geniuses hang out!

Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re the smartest Minecraft player out there. We have mind-bending puzzles, tricky riddles, and even a secret underground laboratory where only the most intelligent players can unlock its mysteries.

Rumor has it that the server was created by a mad scientist who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in the virtual world. Legend has it that only those who can solve the server’s most challenging puzzles will gain access to the scientist’s hidden treasure trove of diamonds and rare items.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and uncover the secrets of our server, then come on in and show us what you’re made of. But be warned, only the truly brilliant will survive in this world of wits and wisdom!

AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

000 years old, 12, Ancient, ancient technology, AncientCalendar, archaeology, astronomical, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, discovery, findings, History, Humanity, Minecraft, Monument, Neolithic, oldest, prehistoric, research, scientists, Server, stone age, timekeeping

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	529	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab

border disputes, Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, Grab, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Land, Military, occupation, political news, putin, Russian official, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukraines, world affairs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.

FoilCraft: Save It or Waste It

#sustainability, aluminum, budget-friendly, conservation, Cooking, eco-friendly, Environment, foil, FoilCraft, Household, kitchen, leftovers, preservation, recycling, Reduce, repurpose, Resources, reuse, Save, tin foil, Waste

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Ores Mined:	9909

so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.

u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!