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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	227	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	4128
Potions Brewed:	183	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	4702
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	165
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!