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Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7311
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!