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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3615 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.