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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5365 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 135 | Crops Grown: | 1727 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!