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Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

cute, fashion, Gaaru, Harajuku, japanese, Kawaii, keke, KEKEKEKE, make, MAKEKEKEKEKE, MAKEMAKEMAKE, makeup, Minecraft, pop culture, smp, Style, trendy, TSUYOGARU, TSUYOGARU GAARU, TSUYOGARU GIRL

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	4797	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	3582	Animals Bred:	73
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	4350
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	9228	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art, art, art request, artist, canvas, character design, Commission, Concept Art, Crafty, Creative, creativity, digital art, drawing, drawthread, FANART, illustration, Manga, manga art, Minecraft, Request, Server, sketch, traditional art

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crops Grown:	8563	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	709	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	6670
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!