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StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crops Grown:	5692	Dimension Hops:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	972445	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5279	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4008
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mines Excavated:	4834	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	517

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	108	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	223	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!