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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 118 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3695 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
New Chunks Explored: | 963250 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.