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Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, friendship dilemma, household chores, lazy roommate, LazyCraft, messy apartment, Minecraft, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate relationship, roommate troubles, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

BoomerBlockerZ

AITAH, awkward person, be careful, BoomerBlockerZ, DONT TALK TO STRANGERS, doubtful, following me, grocery store, hit on, MINOR, mutual friends, Not responding, older man, overreaction, Rude, Smile, Talking to strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE, walking away, weirdos

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

career advancement, continuous learning, education, Expertise, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, Mastering, Mastery, Minecraft, personal growth, professional development, self education, self improvement, skill acquisition journey, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill-building, SkillCraft, Training, upskilling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6400	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	6857
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3993
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	3956	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2102	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Items Found:	8294	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4329
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!