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OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1821	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6828	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9989	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Votes:	9748
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!