Saints Row 4 Commentary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Time is MoneyCraft

brand loyalty., conspicuous consumption, Craftsmanship, expensive watches, fashion accessories, fashion trends, horology, Investment, lifestyle statement, Luxury items, materialism, MoneyCraft, personal style, Self-expression, social status, status symbols, Time, Time management, timekeeping, timepiece, watch collecting, wealth display

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond sword in a sea of stone tools!

Join our server and you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! That’s right, we’ve got flying pigs in our world because why walk when you can soar through the skies on a bacon-powered beast?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. They may explode, but don’t worry, they’ll put you back together with a hug and a smile!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come join us and see why our server is the watch that everyone wants to wear!

EarthApologyCraft

Apology, compensation, computer protection, Crowdstrike, customer satisfaction, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber incident, cyber security company, cyber threats, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, EarthApologyCraft, gift card, incident response, network security, online safety, ransomware, Shutting Down, whole earth

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.

KetoCraft: Socially Restored

(R)-ketamine, animal models, anxiety, brain function, chronic social isolation, cognitive deficits, cognitive restoration, depression, Experimental Study, isolation effects, KetoCraft, long-term effects, mental health, neuroscience, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, Psychiatry, research, Restored, social behavior, socially, study, Treatment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	145
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can literally reverse the effects of being a loner with some fancy ketamine. Yeah, you heard that right. Forget therapy or making friends, just hop on this server and get your brain back on track with some (R)-ketamine magic. Who needs social skills when you have a blocky world to explore and a virtual high to keep you company? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness, one ketamine block at a time.

Recollence

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, PVP Economy Quests Dungeons Plugins Custom Events Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Pixelmon Prisons Roleplay Factions Hardcore Bedwars Skywars Hypixel Modded, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6600	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Votes:	5188	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Recollence is a brand-new Survival Minecraft SMP server with the goal to give players a great experience with a vibrant, enjoyable, and laid-back community. Players can explore, build, fight, make friends, anything they want to do. The server features a unique skill system and has more challenging mobs, that are more difficult based on the players own level.

play.recollence.com

❤️ Hypso | Vanilla generation 1.20 | Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Generation 1.20, Hypso, Minecraft, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6507	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

The owner of the server «Hypso Vanilla Generation 1.20 Anarchy» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hypsobedrock.ru:19132

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

Black culture, black history, Black Lives Matter, BlockHeadz, civil rights movement, discrimination, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority communities, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism, unconscious bias

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	8433
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like, “What the block is going on here?!”

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking chickens. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their little square houses!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, if you see a group of zombies doing the Macarena, you’re in the right place!

ByteLove SMP: #AIGirlfriendGenerator

#artificialintelligence, #digitallove, #virtualgirlfriend, ai, AIGirlfriendGenerator, ByteLove, Customization, digitalart, Experience, Generator, Girlfriend, Imagery, innovation, interactivity, love, Personalization, relationships, Roleplay, romance, smp, Technology, Virtualreality, Website

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
New Chunks Explored:	858513	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! On our server, not only can you customize your own images (because who doesn’t love a good meme skin), but we also have the most epic roleplay you’ve ever seen in your life. Picture this: you’re a potato farmer who has to fend off evil zombie carrots trying to invade your farm. Or maybe you’re a ninja turtle who has to battle it out with a gang of evil pizza-stealing creepers. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

NoMcDonalds4Me

Agreement, Argument, Blame, Communication, compromise, decision, disagreement, Event, fast food, Food, grocery store, Hunger, local ], misunderstanding, NoMcDonalds4Me, Order, perspective, refusal, relationship, snack, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of choosing between fast food and grocery store snacks? Look no further! Join our server and experience the epic quest of finding the perfect snack while avoiding the hangry wrath of your significant other. Will you choose the convenience of fast food or the culinary adventure of cooking at home? Only the bravest players can navigate this treacherous decision-making process. Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive the ultimate hunger showdown!

MufflerManiaMC

annoying noise, attention seeking, automotive trends, car modifications, disruptive sounds, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud exhausts, Loud Mufflers, loud vehicles, MufflerManiaMC, noisy cars, obnoxious behavior, public nuisance, social media rant, street noise, traffic disturbances, unnecessary noise, urban living, vehicle customization, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Votes:	9352	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where loud mufflers are not only accepted but encouraged! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the louder your muffler, the faster your virtual car goes! That’s right, we’ve implemented a special plugin that turns the sound of your muffler into pure speed. So rev up those engines and let the noise be your guide to victory!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special event every Friday night called “Muffler Madness” where players compete in a race to see who has the loudest muffler. The winner gets a special prize – a custom-made diamond-encrusted muffler that will make all the other players green with envy.

So if you’re tired of quiet, boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the thrill of speed and noise, join us today! Who knew that being heard could be so much fun?

BabyHeadCraft

anatomy, baby head, BabyHeadCraft, body parts, body proportion, body structure, FITNESS, head size, health, human body, muscle development, neck exercises, neck muscles, neck strength, Physical fitness, physiology, proportionality, strength, strength ratio, strength training, wellness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchantments Applied:	53	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	5038
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got baby head sized heads and necks of steel! u wanna see some wacky shenanigans? well, we got em all here!

imagine tryna build a house with a head the size of a baby, it’s a real challenge! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our special tools and blocks that make building a breeze.

oh, and did i mention the mobs on this server? they’re all dressed up in funky costumes and they dance around like they’re at a rave. it’s a real party up in here!

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of your baby head!