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Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5930
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	8643	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

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Block Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, Beginner’s FAQ, BLOCK, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, glass island event, guides, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PNC Resources, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	59	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5313
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.

Best Ways To Reduce Reverb In This Room While Adding Minimal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6991	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you’re shouting into the void every time you speak in this room? Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the reverb magically disappears! Our secret? We have a team of expert villagers who specialize in acoustics and will build you the perfect soundproofing setup using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a famous opera singer haunts our server, blessing all who join with crystal-clear audio. So come on in and say goodbye to echoey conversations and hello to a noise-free paradise!

ShillCraft Minecraft Server

anti feminism, conspiracy theories, gender dynamics, good looking incel chuds, hating women, incel beliefs, incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, indirect rejection, Jewish conspiracy, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, paid jewish shill, paid shill, rejecting women, rejection issues, Server, ShillCraft, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of rejecting women in real life and need a safe space to do it in Minecraft instead? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for good-looking incel chuds to come together and bond over their shared hatred of women.

Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

I Trolled Them Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and zombies, a giant maze filled with treasure and traps, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

NostalgiaMC

Adventure, Biomes, challenge, Conquer, creativity, Dungeons, dynamic, Economy, Explore, landscape, marketplace, MCMMO, Peril, PvE, PvP, Resources, Rich, Survival, Thrive, Trade, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4469

Survival Mode Like Never Before Survive, thrive, and conquer! Dive into a rich survival world where creativity meets challenge.

Dynamic Economy: Trade resources with others or sell them to NPCs to amass wealth. Custom Biomes: Explore breathtaking landscapes that redefine the Minecraft wilderness. Player-Owned Shops: Set up your own marketplace and dominate the economy. Epic Dungeons Plunge into the depths of perilous dungeons filled with treasures and danger!

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Total Vanilla

alliances, Anarchy, base, BUILD, Chaos, Conquer, creativity, Epic battles, Experience, Explore, freedom, Massive World, Minecraft, No hacking, pure vanilla, PvE, PvP, restrictions, Rivalries, Skills, Survival, Total Vanilla, unmoderated environment, untamed world., Vanilla, vast landscape

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Total Vanilla is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience for players seeking freedom and creativity with minimal restrictions. Set in a massive 500k by 500k world, this server stays true to the core of Minecraft, offering a pure vanilla experience where the only rule is no hacking. Build, explore, and conquer in an unmoderated environment where alliances and rivalries are forged naturally. Whether you want to establish a thriving base, engage in epic battles, or simply wander the vast landscape, Total Vanilla lets you play your way. Dive into chaos, test your skills, and leave your mark on this untamed world!

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✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3967	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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