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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	120234
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Animals Bred:	114
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2493
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9631
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	937
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	7583	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

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