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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

CraftyCompliments

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

ZombieMoe’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even /a/ said Moe was dead! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will keep you laughing for hours. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – maybe you’ll even uncover the truth about Moe’s mysterious demise. So come on, join us and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town (or the internet)!

Mods4Bods Minecraft Server

aesthetic enhancements, body alteration, body art, body enhancements, body image, body modification, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, extreme body modification, Individuality, Minecraft, Mods4Bods, pain tolerance, permanent changes, personal identity, piercings, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-exploration, Self-expression, Server, tattoos

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and get ready for some outrageous body modifications! Want to have diamond blocks for arms? No problem! How about a creeper face for a head? We can make it happen!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So, how much body modification are you willing to go through for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

BriggsIsWinningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Votes:	8631	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being stuck on a server where Briggs is always winning? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, Briggs is actually a potato who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe! Join us for a chance to overthrow the potato tyrant and become the true ruler of the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Rumor has it they can build fully functioning roller coasters in under an hour. Join us and learn the ways of the llama engineers, or risk being banished to the land of boring builds and basic redstone contraptions.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join us and find out!

loofcraft.pl

Anarchy, boxed, Earth, Earthsmp, WaterBlock

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

IP: loofcraft.pl – The best Minecraft server! Welcome to the game! Version 1.20 – 1.21 Currently available modes: – Boxed – EarthSMP – WaterBlock

loofcraft.pl

LonelyCraft: Where everyone is too shy to actually craft together

Adventure, build battle, Craft, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, LonelyCraft, Magic, Minigames, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Shy.., Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name:	LonelyCraft
Server Type:	Survival Multiplayer
Focus:	Community
Planned Events:	Ender Dragon and Wither fights
Available Slots:	5-10 players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the LonelyCraft server?

A: To join the server, please message sinth0s on Discord for more information.

Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server guidelines for more information.

Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join LonelyCraft, as long as there are available slots.

Q: Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on LonelyCraft. Any violation of the rules will result in immediate action taken by the server moderators.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of missing out on epic bromances in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can witness the explosive friendship between Bakugou and Monoma! Watch as they team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious pranks, leaving everyone on the server in stitches. Join now for a front-row seat to the wildest duo in Minecraft history!

The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ores Mined:	3024	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

WineAndDineCraft

awkward situations, Boundaries, coworker conflict, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, Insecurity, Intern, Jealousy, office drama, office dynamics, office gossip, office picnic, professional conduct, social boundaries, social events, socializing, spilled wine, WineAndDineCraft, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Emeralds Found:	7665	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7028

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office picnic? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to spill virtual wine on your virtual enemies and assert your dominance in the virtual world. Our interns may not be as flirty as Ashley, but they sure know how to mine for diamonds like pros. Plus, if anyone tries to steal your virtual husband, you can just build a virtual wall around him. So come join us and show everyone who’s boss in the blocky world of Minecraft! #VirtualWineSpillsForTheWin #MinecraftDramaQueen #OfficePicnicGoneVirtual

UglyButHotMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7739	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the quirky, unconventional players out there!

Join us if you’re into pixelated pigs with mustaches, cows wearing top hats, and chickens that can breakdance better than any player. Our server is like a wild circus of blocky creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re looking for love, you might just find it here! Who needs conventionally attractive players when you can find true love with a player who looks like a cross between a zombie and a creeper? Trust us, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling head over heels for someone you never thought you’d be attracted to. It’s a whole new world of possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

ConcreteDogNapParty

amazing pets, canine behavior, concrete nap, ConcreteDogNapParty, dog napping, dog party, Dogs, energetic pets, nap time, party animals, pet agility, pet behavior, pet energy, pet habits, pet relaxation, pet routines, pet sleep, pet stamina, pet vitality, playful pets

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alien Abductions:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a DOG and flop down on hard concrete for a nap anytime u want. then u wake up and u r ready to party like a rockstar. who needs beds when u can sleep on concrete like a boss? come join us and experience the ultimate doggy lifestyle in minecraft. woof woof!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, blockbusters, denial, fag shit, fetishization, forum, LGBTQ, Men, Minecraft, porn, porn enthusiasts, Preferences, Server, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Sexuality, sissification, societal norms, Straight.., TIDDIES, Transgender, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any sissification or fag shit! Our server is filled with epic builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love tiddies and ass just as much as the next guy (or gal)!

Join us for a wild adventure where men just fuck women and that’s what they want – in the game, of course! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures, battle epic monsters, and build the most amazing structures you can imagine.

So why settle for boring porn forums when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around – join us today and let the adventure begin!