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Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mines Excavated:	3753	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	3327
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	413	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8256	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.