Sagethegoat Minecraft Servers

Sagethegoat Minecraft Servers

  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6463
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 New Chunks Explored: 871127
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 104
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15

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    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1178
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6639
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 8490
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 6781
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8400 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Animals Bred: 183 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 360
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Zombie Dances: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Votes: 3065 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ores Mined: 6556
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Buildings Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8633
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 1119
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2197
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3956
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

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    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 2106
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 794531 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

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