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No Bone Boner Land

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

Leukemia Slayer’s Fun Zone

Atlas, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR T, cellular therapy, Fun, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, immunotherapy, leukaemia, Leukemia, long-term remission, medical breakthrough, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Remission, single cell, SLAYERS, type 2 function, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchantments Applied:	129
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT SINGLE-CELL CAR T ATLAS THAT REVEALS TYPE 2 FUNCTION IN 8-YEAR LEUKAEMIA REMISSION. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT LEUKAEMIA-BUSTING CELLS IN OUR WORLD, SO YOU BETTER JOIN BEFORE THE ZOMBIES GET ‘EM.

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS. OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE AFRAID TO BLOW UP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! BUILD A CASTLE, FIGHT A DRAGON, OR JUST CHILL WITH SOME FRIENDS. OUR SERVER IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR ALL YOUR MINECRAFT CRAZINESS. LET’S GOOOO!

Pythia MC

1.20 combat system, Cheater-Free Experience, competitive play, Cracked Support, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Fisher, Geopolitical, miner, Player Classes, Player opinion, proximity voice chat, PvP, pythia, Roleplay, Runner, Screensharing team, Siegewar, Simple Introduction, Special Crates, Towny, unique experience

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	246	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63

Pythia is a Towny Geopolitical server using the modern 1.20 combat system, featuring a 1:750 Earth map. We aim to provide a completely bug-free and smooth gameplay experience, with the players’ opinions being the most valuable aspect of our server. We have tons of special features, including:

Cracked Support: We ensure that everyone can play and enjoy the Towny experience. Competitive Play: Whether you want to build in peace or seek competition and PvP, this is the place for you! Enjoy a smooth, bug-free SiegeWar experience. Proximity Voice Chat: Talk with everyone around you using proximity voice chat. Special Player Classes: Make the grinding experience more enjoyable by choosing from classes like Fisher, Runner, and Miner. Simple Introduction: Newcomers can easily learn the basics of Towny with our simple introduction. Cheater-Free Experience: Our screensharing team ensures that nobody cheats on the server. Special Crates: Only the strongest players get to keep them.

Join Pythia and enjoy a unique Towny experience where your opinion matters most!

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RigoloSMP: Where the only added flavor is the nice community! Join now for pure vanilla fun!

ADDED, Adventure, amazing, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Discord, flavor, Friends, Fun, Join, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nice, Play, Players, Pure, RigoloSMP, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1485	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Allowed Players	Cracked and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you
What version is the server running?	1.21
Is the server modded?	No, it is entirely vanilla
Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?	Yes, they are allowed to join

Left Middle Right Minecraft Server

anal penetration, anal play, Boundaries, consent, Desires, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetishes, Intimacy, kink, left, middle, Minecraft, Pleasure, role-play, satisfaction, Server, sexual preferences, Submission, taboo

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	178	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

Computer Gaming, emulation, Gaming Community, gaming emulation, Gaming Mods, gaming mods community, Minecraft, Mods, PC emulation, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming community discussion, PC gaming discussion, PC gaming emulation, PC gaming emulation discussion, PC gaming mods, PC gaming mods discussion, pc mods, PORT, porting, retro gaming, smp, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Star Shards Collected:	264	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2220	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Towns Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4517	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	248	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3929

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?