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MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Animals Bred:	47	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2878	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3063
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

bbw, Big Beautiful Women, body acceptance, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, empowerment, Fatty, full figured, inclusive beauty, plus size, self love, sexy curves, Thick, Thread, Titty Tuesday, voluptuous, voluptuous women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7418

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8515
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

Adventure, Fun, Potato, POTATOLAND, Pure, smp, spudtacular, toppings, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6507	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	89	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, Minecraft, new, new sberto, sberto

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7177	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crops Grown:	1426	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!

#vt #ai #music #general #Schizo #rant #hololive #Mori #Kronii #Baelz #Ame #anti #secondchances #forgiveness #idols #virtualidols #anime #discussion #controversy, BUILD, Groove, VtAiCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t support Mori, Kronii, Baelz, or Ame because they are just not cute enough for our cute girls doing cute things vibe. These girls are anathema to our values and we will never forgive them for their past sins.

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the clutches of these lazy ironic weebs and spiteful bitches. We offer a safe haven for true fans of cute girls doing cute things, where you can build, explore, and create without the drama of HoloLive rejects.

Join us and bask in the glory of true cuteness, where second chances are reserved for those who truly deserve it. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who know what it means to support the right kind of girls.

So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles between players and mobs. Build your own paradise and leave the drama of HoloLive behind. Because let’s face it, these girls couldn’t even handle being waitresses, let alone survive in our Minecraft world.