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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1205
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3095
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8372	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Mines Excavated:	4738	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Void Gems Collected:	39	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!