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No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	934116

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	4363

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	291
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
New Chunks Explored:	466016	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
New Chunks Explored:	479389	Ores Mined:	5663
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Items Found:	7952
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5906
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6375
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!