Safety Measures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BaconCraft: Less Explosions!

food choices, self-harm prevention, statistics, explosions, BaconCraft

hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA jOIN oUR mINECRAFT sERVER? wELL lET mE tELL yOU, wE hAVE tHE bEST bACON iN tHE wORLD! i kNOW wHAT yOU’RE tHINKING, “wHAT dOES bACON hAVE tO dO wITH mINECRAFT?” bUT lET mE tELL yOU, oUR bACON iS sO gOOD tHAT iF yOU eAT iT, yOU wILL bE cRAZY gOOD aT pLAYING mINECRAFT! lIKE, yOU wILL bE aBLE tO bUILD a cASTLE oUT oF bACON! aND hERE’S tHE bEST pART, pEOPLE wHO eAT bACON aRE sTATISTICALLY lESS lIKELY tO bLOW tHEMSELVES uP! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND eAT sOME bACON, yOU wON’T rEGRET iT!

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RostovRageCraft

dw, emergency, damage assessment, Oil depots, ablaze

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn

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LeprechaunLand Minecraft Server

LeprechaunLand, self defense, migrants, Police, Country

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make sure everyone knows that Ireland is NOT the UK! We may speak English and look similar, but don’t be fooled – we have our own unique ways of dealing with things.

On our server, if you even think about messing with our virtual children, you’ll have a virtual mob of players ready to virtually beat you up. The virtual police won’t come to your rescue, they’ll just file a virtual report while the virtual chaos unfolds.

Thanks to the virtual migrants from the UK, our server has seen a virtual increase in mob beatings. So if you want to learn about our virtual culture and the differences between us and the UK, just try something stupid and you’ll get a virtual lesson real quick.

So if you’re looking for a virtual challenge and want to test your virtual fighting skills against some virtual Irishmen, then join our server now! Just remember, you’re in the wrong virtual country, so don’t be stupid – leave now while you still can!

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Crafty Danes Minecraft Server

precautionary measures, health precautions, emergency response, radiation protection, crises preparation

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DANISH PEOPLE ASKIN FOR SUPPLIES AND IODINE PILLS, LIKE WTF?! U NEVER KNOW WHEN U GONNA NEED THAT SHIZ, SO BETTER JOIN US AND BE PREPARED FOR ALL DA CRISES, EVEN THE CRAZY ONES LIKE WHEN A COW TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE AND STARTS DANCIN THE MACARENA. YEAH, WEIRD STUFF HAPPENS HERE, BUT THAT’S WHY IT’S SO FUN! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS!

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NoMorePaperCutsMC

office accidents, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, Prevention

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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Pixel Peril

Perception, safety protocols, ignorance, Safety, Peril

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly creepers while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, even the cows have been known to start rebellions against the players. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, danger lurks around every corner – from lava pits to zombie hordes that can breakdance their way into your base. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem, join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

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BlockyBohemian Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Safety Measures, czech republic, crisis management., border control

OMG, so like, our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Czech Republic is on high alert cuz they know our players are too epic for words! Police are tightening security cuz they can’t handle the level of fun and excitement we bring to the game. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even terrorists are jealous of our awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the action, come play with us now!

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LoanCraft: Where you can build your dreams…and pay them off with diamonds!

LoanCraft, loan options, Europe, Safety Measures, digital assets

Are you tired of dealing with loan sharks in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us and take out a virtual business loan in the UK, then disappear to Europe where those pesky loan sharks can’t touch you thanks to Brexit bong laws. We even have a special feature that allows you to safely stash your loan money in crypto, so you can live out your virtual financial dreams without any worries. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape debt and live your best Minecraft life! Join now and start your epic virtual financial journey today!

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Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

Environment, Technology, Nuclear Disaster, Meltdown, Fukushima

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

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BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

Allowance, GrannyCraft, Decision making, blankets, Illness

Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

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