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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	972
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3696

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Emeralds Found:	8012	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	175
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Votes:	4173	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!