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Watchan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	485523
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Oh, you know, just binge-watching the drama unfold on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most entertaining Minecraft community around!

top server come in without any regrets Minecraft server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	1961
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

The owner of the server “top server, come in without any regrets” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Allan’s False Prophet Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ores Mined:	7312
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is ruled by the almighty Professor Allan Lichtman, who predicts the future with his mystical powers. Join us and bask in the glory of his prophecies as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

But beware, for those who speak blasphemy against the False Prophet will face his wrath in the form of lightning strikes and swarms of angry chickens. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Professor Allan Lichtman and his army of feathered minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Just remember, don’t cross the False Prophet or you’ll regret it!

> Corn Syrup Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy, where players battle it out to uncover the truth behind the invention of corn syrup. Was it really just a coincidence, or was it a meticulously planned revenge plot that has been brewing for centuries?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From secret underground societies to llama rodeos gone wrong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy!

”Wuwa Craft – Wavey Minecraft Server”

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4020
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to embark on a wild adventure in a land called Rinascita, where dreams come to life and messages arrive in the most unexpected ways (like through a dream, seriously, how cool is that?).

But that’s not all! Explore the Wuthering Waves world and showcase your skills with the Resonator, Camellya – SEED OF FATE. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action-packed excitement anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on our crazy events like the Gifts of Fleeting Dreams sign-in event (because who doesn’t love free stuff?), the Somnium Labyrinth adventure event, and the Pincer Maneuver Warriors combat event. And let’s not forget about the Depths of Illusive Realm – Phantasm Amass event, where things get seriously spooky!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline, rewards, and media contents for all the juicy details. And hey, who doesn’t love freebies? Use our codes for some awesome rewards and collect all the emotes to show off your style in-game.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the /wuwa/ Friends List, where the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Previous players may have experienced extreme levels of excitement and joy. Play at your own risk!)

Layoff King Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some real drama!

Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?

Crafty World Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Items Found:	5540	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you find in vaults are cobwebs and dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, our vaults are filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon (okay, maybe not the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

Join our server and become the ultimate treasure hunter as you explore dungeons filled with dangerous mobs and epic loot. But be warned, our vaults are guarded by fearsome creatures like zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens and creepers with jetpacks (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you can uncover the legendary loot hidden within our vaults. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret passage that leads to a room filled with endless stacks of diamonds!

Wifejack Minecraft SMP: The Right Wing Issue Today

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3576	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	58	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community that is as wild and unpredictable as the pick up artist community! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous waters of evolutionary psychology and try to pick up blocks instead of women. Our players have mastered the art of “block game” and have developed techniques to make those diamonds believe they are high status ores with “block game.” Love is a foreign concept here, as we scoff at the Disney version and focus on our mining skills instead.

But beware, there are some players on the right wing who believe in traditional conservatism and think that if we just become more conservative, all our hypergamous problems will disappear. Ha! We know better than that. We embrace the contradictions and chaos of our community, where loyalty is as rare as a pink sheep. So if you’re ready to join a server where logic goes out the window and the only thing that matters is your block game skills, then come join us! Who needs love when you have diamonds, right?

Dan Da Dan Minecraft Server

Ageism, confusion, cultural norms, Dan, Dan Da Dan, disbelief, generational gap, granny, humor, incredulity, judgment, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Perception, perspective, question.., sarcasm, Server, societal expectations, stereotype, Universe

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure in a world where grannies rule the land! That’s right, instead of fighting dragons and zombies, you’ll be facing off against badass grannies with their knitting needles of doom!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Granny Olympics, where grannies from all corners of the Minecraft universe come together to compete in events like the 100-meter knitting dash and synchronized rocking chair dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And who knows, you might even make friends with a granny or two along the way!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and shenanigans! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters bring a whole new level of excitement to the game, with abilities that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like the Claw Convoy that will test your skills and teamwork. And let’s not forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara. These characters are not to be messed with!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!