Safe Sex MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

birth control, sensitivity, blocky, sexual responsibility, Times

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

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Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009

Protection, always, healthy choices, safe habits, Prevention

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!

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Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

desire, unprotected sex, self-control, consequences, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

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CraftyUkraineWarzone

Unrest, current events, Ukraine, May 9, legislation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine vibes and martial law until may 9!! fight off creepers and zombies with your martial arts skills and build a ukraine-themed base to protect yourself from the chaos. join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to ukraine where you can meet real-life martial artists and learn their ways. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now!

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Pixel Politics & Memes

2024.., Religion, Political Engagement, Countries, Social Media Posts

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE ELECTIONS IN 2024 BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND LESS POLITICS! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WHILE DEBATING WHETHER DIAMONDS OR EMERALDS ARE BETTER!

RIGHT-LEANERS CAN BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BASES TO KEEP OUT THE LEFT-LEANERS WHO ARE TOO BUSY MAKING POTIONS AND ENCHANTING THEIR ARMOR TO CARE! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, UNLESS YOU STEAL SOMEONE’S DIAMONDS, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF A MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IS THE CHAT! LET’S BUILD A COMMUNITY STRONGER THAN A NETHERITE SWORD AND HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER!

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The Dominion

RPG, rules, Community, Dungeons, Evolution

Welcome to The Dominion
IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Description
🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰
The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with a beginning, middle, and end. Progress through leveling up, acquiring gear, and completing challenges in around 50-60 hours of gameplay. Enjoy exclusive loot and constantly evolving content in a community-driven server.

Features
⚔️ Dungeons: Conquer challenges for exclusive loot
🌍 Worlds: SMP building and bespoke RPG worlds
🛠️ Customization: Unique items, bosses, and leveling system
👥 Community Driven: Help improve the server
🆕 Constant Evolution: Your feedback shapes fresh content

Links
Discord
Map

Rules
– Inappropriate messages
– Bug abuse
– Macroing and passive-play
– Visiting constructions without permission
– Griefing, stealing, and more

FAQ:

1. How long does it take to complete The Dominion?

The server can be “beaten” in around 50-60 hours of gameplay.

2. What is the focus of The Dominion?

The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with dungeons, worlds, customization, and a community-driven environment.

3. How can players contribute to the server?

Players can provide feedback, help improve the server, and shape its content evolution.

4. Are there specific rules for gameplay?

Yes, there are rules against inappropriate messages, bug abuse, macroing, passive-play, griefing, stealing, and more. Be sure to follow them while playing on The Dominion.

5. Where can I find more information about The Dominion?

You can visit the official Discord and Map links provided in the server description for additional details and community interaction.

Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20

pork feast, alternative cuisine, excessive eating, forbidden pleasures, Anus

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!

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EagleEyePartyCentral

seating, Philadelphia, significant others, watch party, nj

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can host epic watch parties for the Eagles (or any other team)? Look no further! Our server may not have a small office or a three seat recliner couch, but we do have virtual seating for all your friends (and their significant others, even if they’re Packers or Patriots fans)!

Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!

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VintageVibesMC

Nostalgia, lost treasures, vintage, antiquated, cherished relics

Remember the good old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve brought them back to life! That’s right, you can ride a T-Rex to battle creepers or have a pet Triceratops to help you mine for diamonds. And that’s not all – we also have unicorns, dragons, and even a friendly neighborhood Loch Ness Monster. So if you want to experience a world where the impossible is possible, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

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Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server

Competition, Satellite, Corruption, ENEMY, Space

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.

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