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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6418 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of baby zombies will serenade you with a rendition of “Despacito”. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into flying pigs.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!