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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9195 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 5555 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”