sad Minecraft Servers

sad Minecraft Servers

  • LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

    LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9195
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5555 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tales Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4179
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP

    SadBoiGaming Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5200
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Potions Brewed: 24 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about sad things again! Our server is protected by an army of rainbow llamas who shoot glitter at griefers. Plus, our resident wizard can turn griefers into chickens with just a flick of his wand. So come join us and leave all your sad stories behind, because on our server, the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the epic builds and crazy adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

    SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1539
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Ores Mined: 9167 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

    Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

    So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

    CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3262
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2632 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeashlessLunatic on Minecraft SMP

    LeashlessLunatic on Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4447
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player with no psychos to hold your leash? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be surrounded by a group of absolute lunatics who will make your gaming experience unforgettable. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos! Who needs sanity anyway?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBreakups

    BlockyBreakups
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7019
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting dumped in boring old real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can break up with your significant other in the most epic and outrageous ways possible! Want to dump them by building a giant “It’s Over” sign made out of diamond blocks? Done. How about unleashing a horde of angry zombies on their house as a breakup message? We got you covered. Join us for the ultimate breakup revenge fantasies and let your creativity run wild!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

    LonelyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6496
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 458 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you long for companionship and someone to talk to? Look no further, for our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become part of our wacky and wild community where puppies and fairies roam free. Our Discord is filled with love and laughter, and we guarantee you’ll never feel lonely again. So come on, join us and let the magic of friendship fill your heart!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditorFails Minecraft Server

    RedditorFails Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 8011
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

    BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 4055
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Potions Brewed: 133 Dragon Eggs Found: 5946

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

    Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1708
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Votes: 3242

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2338
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Villages Defended: 19 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9085
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5657
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 366958 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6177
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2501 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3936
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Farms Harvested: 219
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1805
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3246
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Crops Grown: 9514
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 5312
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4505
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chimeras Created: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dimension Hops: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

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