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””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	110	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8895
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1260	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4350	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

Character development, choice-based game, Coming of Age, consequences, Decision making, double, Double Exposure, emotional storytelling, episodic series, exposure, Female Protagonist, friendship, indie game, interactive drama, Life is Strange, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, player agency, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, The Meltdown Continues, time travel, video game

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4014	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Throne & Liberty MC Server

action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, mmorpg, NA East, open world, password 555444, password 69420, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, Server, Servers, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Votes:	8153
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Farms Harvested:	464	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

equality, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perspective, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1876
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Animals Bred:	110	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!