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CharityCraft2021

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	1800	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	145
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	4201	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Votes:	692	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Animals Bred:	114	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!