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AllianceSMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Votes:	7629	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132

Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3317

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Votes:	9054	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	138	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

185.9.145.212:25901

Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Void Gems Collected:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of sheep wearing leather armor.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up your neighbor’s house with TNT, but who’s keeping track?).

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have more online players than a horde of zombies on a full moon night. And if you don’t multiclient, you might as well be trying to take on the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword – it’s just not gonna end well.

Looking for resources? We’ve got databases that are more stacked than a chest full of diamonds. Need info on skills? We’ve got more skill descriptions than a villager has trades.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our source code – it’s like diving into the Nether without a fire resistance potion. Just be prepared for some mind-bending coding that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s craft and mine and build together in a world where anything is possible – even riding a pig off a cliff and surviving.

Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing towering over you is a measly tree? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a population of tall women that will make you feel like a tiny Steve in comparison! Join us for the chance to build your own skyscraper and feel like a true giant among men (and women)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurers to discover.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!