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CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	5780	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2558

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5970	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	196
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	5500
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	1958	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Towns Built:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	450649
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	8164

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!

F-ListCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “building relationships” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Our server is like no other, with a webchat for textual roleplaying that will have you crafting steamy stories with like-minded players in no time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Hop into our group forums to discuss all things naughty and nice.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eye of Gyatthulu, a mythical creature that roams the lands in search of roleplayers brave enough to take on its challenges. Will you be the one to tame this beast and claim its treasures?

So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on a journey through a world of fantasy, fun, and F-list shenanigans. Who knows what adventures await you in our pixelated paradise?