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ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	195	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	911770	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

SacrificeSMP – Unexpected Rewards

fulfilling sacrifices, personal growth, rewarding sacrifice, Rewards, sacrifices that pay off, sacrifices with meaning, sacrifices with purpose, sacrifices with rewards, sacrifices worth making, SacrificeSMP, Self Discovery, surprising sacrifices, unexpected, unexpected benefits, unexpected blessings, unexpected gains, unexpected gifts, unexpected joys, unexpected lessons, unexpected outcomes, unexpected rewards, unexpected sacrifice

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9665
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is giving up your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take sacrifices to a whole new level! Join us and sacrifice your favorite pet chicken to summon a rare mythical creature that will grant you epic loot and powers beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him in battle and claim his golden egg, rumored to contain the power to control all chickens in the world!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy sacrifices and epic battles, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate sacrifice master!

MedievalWiFiCraft

adaptation, Adventure, ancient world, Communication, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, historical, historical research, innovation, internet, knowledge, MedievalWiFiCraft, past, Smartphone, Survival, Technology, time machine, time slip, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel meets technology! Imagine being able to explore a world from 500 years ago while still being able to check your Instagram feed and watch cat videos on YouTube.

Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.

But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	153855
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)

NukeCraft: China’s Power Play

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, Chinas, climate change, construction, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Future, Global, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nukecraft, Play, power, power plants, progress, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.

plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!