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CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Potions Brewed:	147
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	4086
Dragon Eggs Found:	4884	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Spears Created:	16	New Chunks Explored:	602332
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	144
Potions Brewed:	199	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyUnemployedYouth

“Youth, career development, China, CraftyUnemployedYouth, economic growth, Economy, employment rate, job market, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job seekers, joblessness, july, jumps, labor force, statistics, underemployment, unemployment, Workforce, young adults

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where the only thing jumping is your excitement levels! we got more fun than china has unemployment rates, which is a lot apparently. but don’t worry, on our server, you’ll never be unemployed because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

we’ve got more jobs than china has people, so you’ll never run out of things to do. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family reunion at a chinese buffet. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing jumping is your heart rate from all the excitement.