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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4703 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.
also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.
so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.