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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8431 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness
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