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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2916 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3457 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
