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PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

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Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

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New Server IP
/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive toy giveaways for our top players, including limited edition Piyomon & Gomamon figures that you can proudly display in your Minecraft world. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden Adventure 25th Color Evolution figures in-game, you’ll unlock special powers for your character!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

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New Server IP
RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

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New Server IP
SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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New Server IP
BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

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New Server IP
BlockBusterFlicks

BlockBusterFlicks, cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fabrications, cinematic stereotypes, dramatic embellishments, dramatic plot twists, exaggerated character reactions, exaggerated drama, exaggerated storylines, fictional plot devices, fictionalized drama, fictionalized events, film cliches, Hollywood myths, movie cliches, movie tropes, on-screen fantasies, over-the-top scenarios, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic portrayals, unrealistic scenarios

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!

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New Server IP
CraftyCommiesMC

Address, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, independence day, international relations, military strength, national pride, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Reach, response, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, territorial integrity, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!

join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!

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New Server IP
Cherry Block – Where building and snacking collide! Join us for some fruity fun on SMP 1.21.1, Crossplay supported!

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Server Name Cherry Block

Server IP cherryblock.org

Bedrock Port 25565

Overview:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

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Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Join Cherry Block and elevate your Minecraft experience today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server without using mods?

A: Yes, you can join Cherry Block without using any mods. Our server offers a mix of Vanilla gameplay and enhanced features for an enriched experience.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on Cherry Block. We promote a positive and respectful gaming environment.

Q: How can I report a player for hacking or cheating?

A: If you suspect a player of hacking or cheating, please reach out to our server admins or staff members through Discord or in-game chat. We have a zero-tolerance policy towards unfair gameplay.

Q: What makes Cherry Block different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Cherry Block stands out for its vibrant community, premium quality of life modifications, and commitment to providing a balanced gameplay experience. We offer a unique blend of Vanilla Minecraft essence with enhanced features for an unforgettable adventure.
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New Server IP
Ava’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show starring Ava Addams herself!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These monkeys will guide you through the game with their expert skills and hilarious antics, making sure you never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Ava Addams when you have us?

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New Server IP
SMPVR: Minecraft SMP >saves PCVR

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Are you tired of your boring, non-VR Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the blocks are extra blocky and the creepers are extra creepy.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? They won. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world this epic?

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New Server IP

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565

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Join Cherry Block and elevate your Minecraft experience today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server without using mods?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: How can I report a player for hacking or cheating?

Q: What makes Cherry Block different from other Minecraft servers?