SaaS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	54	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ores Mined:	1412	Potions Brewed:	112
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Votes:	4803
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Items Found:	1662	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

UPDATED TO 1.20

Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

netherine.mcs.lol

❤️ FREE donation /FREE ❤️ BloodHype ⭐️ Minecraft server

146.103.38.25, 19190, Assembly, BloodHype, Cheating, Donate, donation, free, GIF, high quality, Ip:, Minecraft, opportunities, Plugins, PORT, privileges, Server, Teams

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6930
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

We do not have any cheating on teams!

Free donation /FREE

High-quality assembly, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

IP: 146.103.38.25

Port: 19190

146.103.38.25:19190

MineCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, Boring, Communication, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, interested, interests, Like.., Loneliness, Minecraft, MineCrush, Normie, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills, Unironically, upbeat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft block without any friends to connect with? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being boring or uninteresting again. We have a community of players who will love you for who you are, no bajillion interests required! Plus, rumor has it that once you join, you’ll instantly become the life of the party and have people lining up to be your friend. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Minecraft SMP: IronRockin

#metalheads, Band, bass, drums, ENERGY, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Helps, INTENSE, Iron, IronRockin, loud, Lyrics, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Powerful, Rock Music, Rockin, smp, strength, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9443
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our totally tubular Minecraft SMP where iron is the key to success! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were hot stuff with their diamond armor. But little did they know, our iron warriors were ready to rock their world! With their trusty iron swords and armor, they defeated the diamond-clad player in a epic battle that shook the very foundations of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Iron Golem Army, led by the fearsome Iron Giant himself. Join us and you too can command an army of iron golems to protect your base and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So come on, join us on our ironclad adventure and let’s rock and roll our way to victory! Iron helps us rockin’, baby!

BlockyBodyTalk

advice, BlockyBodyTalk, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Inappropriate Behavior, judgment, misunderstandings, mixed signals, Perception, personal space, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sex talk, social cues, societal norms, Support, Therapy, touchy feely

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of constantly being misunderstood and mistaken for someone you’re not on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all forms of communication, even if it involves grabbing someone’s thigh or moaning uncontrollably. Our players are so friendly and touchy-feely that you’ll feel right at home, whether you’re sitting in what looks like a compromising position or accidentally revealing a little too much skin.

Join us for a wild adventure where boundaries are non-existent and communication is key (even if it involves talking about sex in detail). Don’t worry about being judged here, because we understand that sometimes, you just can’t help but roll your eyes back and lick your lips when you’re excited about something.

So come on over to our server and let loose with Ally, our resident touchy-feely expert who will show you the ropes on how to navigate social situations with ease. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself making new friends (or more) in no time – just make sure to bring your notebook and therapist along for the ride!

SecretSMP: Disturbia

confidential information, dark confession, Disturbia, disturbing confession, disturbing disclosure, disturbing information, disturbing revelation, disturbing secret, disturbing story, disturbing truth, Hidden Truth, private matter, SecretSMP, sensitive topic, Shocking revelation, shocking secret, undisclosed scandal, unsettling disclosure, unsettling secret

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret underground societies, mysterious disappearances, and a conspiracy involving cows and creepers working together to take over the world. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us if you dare and uncover the most disturbing secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus of spinning Endermen.