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PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	165
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9532	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	4876
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6142

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	667095	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!