🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1031 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5284 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7647 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.
OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!